Best joke I've heard from O'Brien

Some of Conan O'Brien's jabs against NBC are lame, like the 98-lb. fellow flailing away while being stiff-armed by the longer-armed bully, but I really like this joke Brandchannel | Will NBC's Brand Survive Conan O'Brien?:

"O'Brien isn't content just devaluing the NBC brand though, he's also going after Jay Leno, the host NBC is moving back in to replace him: "Hosting the 'Tonight Show' has been a fulfillment of a lifelong dream to me. I just want to say to the kids out there, 'You can do anything you want in life... unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.'"

Give that writer a raise.